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It’s almost been 7 years since the release of the first 50 Shades of Gray in paperback and yet, women around the world are still banging on about it. But we’re not complaining!!! The release of the 50 Shades of Gray trilogy has lifted the lid on the taboo world of BDSM, making sexuality something we females can openly talk about. Sales of adult products skyrocketed as females ditch the missionary position for something a bit more risque, Thanks EL James! Described as Mummy porn, has seen a revolution in the bedroom, but how do you broach the subject when your partner is a prude or just downright lazy! EASY!!
Surprise your partner with a Hamper 4 Two for Christmas and blame it on Santa!
Our More than 50 Shades Hamper is inspired by the saucy movies by the same name. If you’re intrigued by the idea of bondage, then this is the hamper for you. Perfect for beginners to the bondage world, we’ve hand-picked satin ties for gentle restraint and a satin blindfold and feather ticker to heighten your sensory pleasure.
One Subtle Seduction hamper is one of our most popular hampers. This is like the warm-up for beginners with sex toys.
First of all, it comes with champagne, and not just any champagne, one of our favourites! Pop the top on that one Christmas morning while the kids are occupied in front of the TV and it won’t be the only thing that bubbles over (wink! wink!). Knowing that you have Christmas dinner to cook and family arriving any tick of the clock can make it all the more exciting.
However, if you want to languish in your lovemaking exploring each hamper item individually, best send the kids to your parents' place or get a babysitter and head for the nearest hotel.
There’s lots of delicious stuff to eat and lick and a lovely scented candle, but we know you want to get straight to the good stuff. In this hamper is the ultimate feather tickler. Your eyes are going to roll all the way back into your head with ecstasy as it is trailed over your body and tantalise your erogenous zones
Next get out organic virgin coconut oil (If you’re a virgin, you won’t be for much longer) after the heat from your body starts to melt the oil and everything becomes a bit wet, slippery and perfect for an all-over massage. (Word of warning, although it’s a great lubricant, studies have shown it can deteriorate latex condoms, so if condoms are your only form of defence...avoid like the plague!!)
The Levere vibrating bullet is divine and will send wave after wave of pleasure until you can no longer hold back! Ask your partner to tease you with it. You can also hold it against the testicles for a different feel for him or on the head of the penis (depending on his sensitivity.
The fluttering enhancer (also known as a penis ring or cock ring) will transport your man to a whole new world of pleasure. Make sure your partner doesn’t wear it for too long, you don’t want to cut off the blood supply!
Need a few extra naughty Christmas ideas your Christmas hamper?
There are plenty of other hampers to explore, but be sure to get on Santa’s naughty list, and with our sexy, romantic hampers, you’ll be having the best Christmas sex of your life. You’re welcome.
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